If you're like me, you have many questions about Buffy the Vampire Slayer. Among the more practical are these:1) Where does she get her holy water from?
2) Why does she never carry it with her on patrol? It seems like it would be rather useful; I would fill a Camelbak with it a siphon it onto the undead.
3) Why does she always have only one little bottle in a desk drawer somewhere? Why doesn't she get some kind of reserve water tank?
Well, if Buffy lived in Paris, some of these would be answered. In most churches, there is a veritable keg of holy water somewhere off the nave. The one in the picture is in St-Germain-du-Pres. She could acquire it there anytime she liked just by bringing her Kleen Kanteen and bring it home with her. Also, maybe if she kept it in a tank it would grow algae, and I'm not sure what biological effects that has on blessedness.
However, if it turns out that vampires are real, I'm claiming the licensing rights to the Camelbak products. That baby's all me.

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