OMGPONIES!!!

There's a Russian fairy tale called The Firebird. In it, a prince sees the Firebird, and she blesses him with the gift of animal speech. I seem to have repressed the memory of the Firebird, but animals often talk to me. Amazingly, they all seem to talk along the same lines. They like me, they want to play, to come home with me, etc. I can only infer that I am extremely attractive to many species, including, but not limited to: otters, bunnies, cats, small dogs, large dogs, kangaroos, some kinds of fish, and especially horsies.